Initial Consultation

Well, I didn't vote for you. What do you mean? A newt? Well, how'd you become king, then? We want a shrubbery!! Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!

We want a shrubbery!! He hasn't got shit all over him. …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Who's that then?

But you are dressed as one… Who's that then? Look, my liege! Bring her forward! Well, Mercia's a temperate zone!

And this isn't my nose. This is a false one. What do you mean? Shut up! …Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Well, I didn't vote for you.